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Four little words

Post by MamaOwl » 27 Dec 2014, 13:16

Object of the game is to carry on the story using just 4 words... one can punctuation if needed but no more than 4 words :-)

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Maggie the farmer's wife.....
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Re: Four little words

Post by Moriarty » 28 Dec 2014, 12:25

... whilst using her commode .....
my chooks: Sage&Onion, Roger the randy cockerel, Squawkbox, Bonnie 'N' Clyde, Pancakes, Custard, Omelette & EggNog. Plus four garden cats and another half dozen feral ones that I feed. And a nursery of pipistrelle bats in the verandah roof ..

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Re: Four little words

Post by ladyplumber » 28 Dec 2014, 13:16

..... she found herself slipping ........
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Re: Four little words

Post by MamaOwl » 28 Dec 2014, 13:28

..about on a toad....

(lol sorry I seem to have a 'revert to rhyme' setting all the time!)
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Re: Four little words

Post by Moriarty » 28 Dec 2014, 19:27

(I'm not sure I can carry on in rhyme MamaOwl0

... She then had a thought ...
my chooks: Sage&Onion, Roger the randy cockerel, Squawkbox, Bonnie 'N' Clyde, Pancakes, Custard, Omelette & EggNog. Plus four garden cats and another half dozen feral ones that I feed. And a nursery of pipistrelle bats in the verandah roof ..

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Re: Four little words

Post by kated » 28 Dec 2014, 19:58

which paper is best?

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Re: Four little words

Post by MamaOwl » 28 Dec 2014, 20:57

(I can see the members on here are filthy!!)

.... She ripped up newspaper.....
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Re: Four little words

Post by ladyplumber » 28 Dec 2014, 23:23

......... then flushed it away ........
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Re: Four little words

Post by Moriarty » 29 Dec 2014, 09:11

... ,saw to her horror, ......
my chooks: Sage&Onion, Roger the randy cockerel, Squawkbox, Bonnie 'N' Clyde, Pancakes, Custard, Omelette & EggNog. Plus four garden cats and another half dozen feral ones that I feed. And a nursery of pipistrelle bats in the verandah roof ..

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Re: Four little words

Post by drfish » 29 Dec 2014, 13:28

a giant spider chicken
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Re: Four little words

Post by MamaOwl » 29 Dec 2014, 14:09

calling out her name...
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Re: Four little words

Post by kated » 29 Dec 2014, 14:46

Which, chicken or Maggie?

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Re: Four little words

Post by Moriarty » 29 Dec 2014, 15:23

"Maggie" it croaked, gutterally ...
my chooks: Sage&Onion, Roger the randy cockerel, Squawkbox, Bonnie 'N' Clyde, Pancakes, Custard, Omelette & EggNog. Plus four garden cats and another half dozen feral ones that I feed. And a nursery of pipistrelle bats in the verandah roof ..

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Re: Four little words

Post by MamaOwl » 29 Dec 2014, 16:18

I have a message..
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Re: Four little words

Post by Moriarty » 29 Dec 2014, 18:26

... from an anonymous admirer ...
my chooks: Sage&Onion, Roger the randy cockerel, Squawkbox, Bonnie 'N' Clyde, Pancakes, Custard, Omelette & EggNog. Plus four garden cats and another half dozen feral ones that I feed. And a nursery of pipistrelle bats in the verandah roof ..

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