The Poultry Keeper

poultry poofs · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:28 pm Post subject: Planter Anyone?

A dear friend gave me this Ceramic Denim Planter Boot as a thank you for looking after her Newfoundland for 3 weeks.To add to the other 'really useful' gifts she gives us regularly Rolling Eyes

As attractive to some it may be,neither I nor wee g wish to see it adorning any part of our respective homes so if anyone (a) likes it and (b)wants it, let me know by PM and I will gladly post it free of charge to them(UK/Europe Only)International at cost. Pictures below.

Alternatively it will go to the charity shop
rich

mojo · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:18 pm Post subject:

oh no auction it for your favorite charity

poultry poofs · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:26 pm Post subject:

Do you honestly think anyone would bid Mojo Laughing

I promise never to disclose the identity of the new owner if that helps :lol:suppose it could be auctioned for the battery hen welfare people but who would want such a ghastly thing........I 'd make an awful salesman Laughing

Gilly C · Joined: 22 Jun 2006 Posts: 2380 Location: South Cumbria

Have you thought of Freecyle if you are having a clear out, the object is to save landfill I have found it very useful for giving and recieving there are branches everywhere just google it

rubychik · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:43 pm Post subject:

sorry I just had to laugh at the warning on the box 'for decoration use only' Laughing

perhaps they thought someone would buy 2 and wear them!

(ps I hope your friend doesn't come on the forum!)

poultry poofs · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:48 pm Post subject:

fine if you have one leg and no fashion sense Laughing

but who would want it for a decoration thats what puzzles me Laughing

We told her the last time she bought something dumb not to do it again :lol:last gift was a giant (I mean giant)ceramic storage jar shaped like a duck from poundland Embarassed

she means well Confused

that has a new home too Laughing

I'm sure if she could she would buy us a bottle of squid ink Laughing

she wont be on here she doesnt like chickens at all

poultry poofs · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:55 pm Post subject:

CP · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:00 pm Post subject:

Ooops!

You could use the broken bits as crocks in the bottom of another, more suitable planter. Wink

poultry poofs · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:03 pm Post subject:

well the lace is real, I suppose I could find a use for that Laughing

it is conker season after all Laughing

mojo · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:01 pm Post subject:

dont you dare ...someone somewhere would just love that with an asperdistra in it .........just dont dare post it to france

poultry poofs · Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:17 am Post subject:

Might just get a small house plant in Mojo, dont think an aspidistra would fit.I think CP had the best idea Cool

but its off to the charity shop later.

rich

Old Man of the 80's · Joined: 22 Apr 2006 Posts: 305 Location: Wittering, UK

If you're intending to "conker" with the laces, make sure you've got your goggles and gloves on. Don't want Health and Safety chasing you like they did to those kids last(?) year!!

poultry poofs · Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:30 pm Post subject:

yes I'm all prepared I have my full face welding mask and welding gauntlets and kevlar body armour just in case I might get caught by highly dangerous conker shrapnel and I've taped off a 100metre exclusion zone around the playing area Laughing

take the fun out of everthing now dont they Laughing

I probably wouldnt be allowed to smash the ornament anyway as I dont have an approved waste disposal site licence. Confused

rich

NannyP · Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:42 pm Post subject:

Don't forget to watch out for cats, they're dangerous too you know Laughing

debcat · Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:46 pm Post subject: