The Poultry Keeper

debcat · Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:27 pm Post subject:

got another couple

You've replaced the carpets with paving slabs so you can't see the mud

your mother refuses to visit between april and september cos she really doesn't want to know what animals are in the front room/kitchen/porch/hall

bronskibeat · Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 1697 Location: Clawddnewydd

No hope!!! I can identify with just about every one of those....... Rolling Eyes

manic nonie · Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:25 pm Post subject:

You class going to Beef Expo as a fanastic day out.
(ok followed by the famous grouse distillery and eyeing up other poples sheepdogs)

you work out how many hours of sleep you'll get between finishing and starting again the next morning Confused

which never seems to be enough.

Your moblie is old and has cracks over it and is never turned on because it upsets th stock Rolling Eyes

crazywelshchuck · Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 95

You know your a farmer when your house porch smells like your animal shed and has almost as much straw in it!!

One you cut your hay, you are laying awake every night praying its not going to rain!!

You put a clean pair of socks on and you still have hay/straw splinter woven into them irrating your feet!!

Once clocks turn for spring and until they turn again in Oct you end up having you evening meal at around 10.30pm if you are lucky!!

When your coat pockets are full of bits of hay, straw and bale twine etc!!

When you spend more time in wellies during the day than any other footwear!!

Laughing

milkmaid · Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 7331 Location: isle of lewis

when you ask your daughter where to get sticky back plastic to cover books with ,and she asks which books and you tell her it's to cover the holes in the polytunnel ,where the goat kids have been climbing aross it Crying or Very sad

bronskibeat · Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 1697 Location: Clawddnewydd

I know the feeling, only it was a rabid ewe trying to get out of the tunnel Twisted Evil

manic nonie · Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:51 pm Post subject:

your computer favorites has more vet and livestock websites then anything else.

your on first name terms with the bank manager

your on first name terms with the vet, an all there staff

you can phone the agonismist to help with a essay Twisted Evil

you have foot shears in your handbag.

you go out calving before a dinner dance

piglets lambs and calves have been in your room

eye up other peoples wellies and can tell if they've done a hard days work

even after a night out your still determine to check the stock at 5;30

you can't put a face to a name but you can put a tractor and/or stock to a name. Wink

if your having a collie conversation you ask what breeding a dog has got and what you really mean is it a working breed dog. Twisted Evil

and whats its ability? Very Happy

Pekinout · Joined: 29 Apr 2008 Posts: 1155 Location: Cornwall

rabid ewe lmao

farmercoop · Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:20 pm Post subject:

When you wrestle with a goat morning and night to get the chickens some milk!

bronskibeat · Joined: 09 Sep 2007 Posts: 1697 Location: Clawddnewydd

lmao!